This is Pele. She’s a Doberman I sometimes pet-sit for. Of course, I took inspiration from her name, rather than her personality…

Me: [tries to draw, like it’s my profession or something]

Pele: Please love me? I am to have pettings? Please?

Me: [gives in]

As you can see, she’s not the most formidable pet. But she’s a sweetie pie who loves attention, and she will lay her head anywhere on you that she can reach. Because if her head is on you anywhere, it’s like Mjolnir – you can’t get up. Right? Right?? #dobermanlogic